Pilsner

An elevated Margarita that can be fashioned with the fruits of a backyard garden.

Beet and apple juice with chile vodka. Earthy, sweet, and quietly hot.

Passion fruit boba in the bottom of the glass. Zero proof and not remotely boring.

Pimm's taken seriously, with gin, two bitters, and apple syrup. Summer with a backbone.

Amaretto and peach schnapps, dropped into lemonade and orange juice. A bomb shot without the caffeine.

Amaretto with overproof rum floated on it, lit, and dropped into a pint of beer. There is no Dr Pepper in it and it tastes like Dr Pepper.

A shot of whiskey and a glass of beer. Four ways to drink them and no wrong answer.

Beer over ice with lime, hot sauce and Worcestershire, in a salted glass. Savoury, cold, and the best thing to do with a mediocre lager.

Four white spirits and curaçao, dropped into a glass of energy drink. A Long Island that will keep you up.

A shot of Jägermeister dropped into half a can of energy drink. There is nothing else to it.

Whiskey and peach schnapps dropped into energy drink. The Jägerbomb's sweeter cousin.

A tequila boilermaker. The shot goes in glass and all, and the lager does the rest of the work.